My first song about living the life of a wandering minstrel, embracing our great land and adhering to the Paleo diet.
lyrics
Well I'm looking for a handout
But don't serve it up just yet
I've got a handy list of what
Can and can't get et
It might sound presumpshus
Or like I'm puttin' on some airs
But it can be quite scrumpshus
Eatin' paleo hobo fare
Modern diets with their cereals
And meals full of grain
Oh they're bad for your liver
And none too kind to your brain
Just try these paleo flapjacks
They're almost pretty good
I make 'em with ground almonds
Just like a caveman would
Chorus
Oh don't give me none o' your taters
And don't give me none o' your rice
What them starches do to my metabolism
Son, it just ain't nice
No, grill me up a sirloin steak
Or a tasty breast of hen
I'll take what protein you can spare
And be on my way again
I see your processed food
And it fills me full of scorn
I’d sooner eat my own ear
Than touch an ear of corn
And that milk yore slurpin down
It shorely is quite scary
I’d sooner eat a box of rocks
Than poison myself with dairy
Oh don't give me none o' your taters
And don't give me none o' your rice
What them starches do to my metabolism
Son, it just ain't nice
No, grill me up a sirloin steak
Or a tasty breast of hen
I'll take what protein you can spare
And be on my way again
Paleooooo paleo hobo
Paleooooo paleo hobo
I've got a Kindle in my bindle
And my iPhone's case is wood
I've got a backup Android
If the wifi ain't no good
Paleooooo paleo hobo
Paleooooo paleo hobo
I'll chalk your wifi password
On every passing train
I'll eat your fruit in moderation
But I'll never touch your grain
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